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Welcome to my facebook.... I'm John Lennon, of the Beatles. I'm back from the dead after an alien named Yoko Ono kidnapped me and screamed like a dying dolphin in my ears for eternity, but I have escaped. Don't make fun of my nose or I'll kick you over to Ringo or Pete Townshend, and please throw cats and flowers at me in honor of my existence.

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Name:
John Lennon
Relationship Status:
BOHO
Birthday:
October 9th, 1940
Current City:
London, UK
Hometown:
Liverpool, UK
Political Views:
Paul McCartney
Religious Views:
Satanism
Website:
http://j-lenns.tumblr.com/

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xbeatlettes Yes lets do that (pray no one burns the kitchen down if that happens save the cats) CMON LETS GOO
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

OK YAY wait how do you make waffles Im a bachelor I don’t know this shit lol

17 hours ago- Monday October 20, 2014 at 12:03am · Like · View Post
possiblyanoldman:

in 1970, george harrison asked “what is life?” now, he has finally found the answer.

possiblyanoldman:

in 1970, george harrison asked “what is life?” now, he has finally found the answer.

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via ringogangstarr 17 hours ago- Monday October 20, 2014 at 12:01am · Like · View Post
paulmccartneysfacebookk only losers go on twitter (spoiler alert: ringo is always on twitter)
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

WOW RINGO what a loser ditching us for a 140 character site

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17 hours ago- Sunday October 19, 2014 at 11:55pm · Like · View Post
xbeatlettes Yes and we can make little tiny waffles for the kittens too like imagine a kitten nomming on a waffle aw
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

oh my gOD and we can bake little cat treats into them I am going to cry

17 hours ago- Sunday October 19, 2014 at 11:55pm · Like · View Post
xbeatlettes Ohmygodyes i am so glad i met you lets do that cMON KITTIES
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

can we make WAFFLES together jesus Christ you are wonderful

17 hours ago- Sunday October 19, 2014 at 11:25pm · Like · View Post
paulmccartneysfacebookk ok first thing to boohoo about: george is never on facebook :'(((((((
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

I know :((((((((((( and rings is barely ever on either :(((( do you think they switched over to twitter or something

17 hours ago- Sunday October 19, 2014 at 11:25pm · Like · View Post
xbeatlettes That would work out great actually. J Whiskers Lens. Also ye might as well move in because Pola might kick me out for almost burning down the house again. Don't put me on kitchen duty
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

we can be on kitchen duty together and dance around singing to the radio and then we can scoop our kid kittens up and do the lion king thing with them ok

17 hours ago- Sunday October 19, 2014 at 11:12pm · Like · View Post
paulmccartneysfacebookk do u want to bring some friends in for our boohoo time then kick them out for boho
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

YEAH except no actually I think we just need quality one on one because I have missed you v much lets just start now!!!!!!!

17 hours ago- Sunday October 19, 2014 at 11:12pm · Like · View Post
xbeatlettes I dunnooo how about something... J. Whiskers Lennon... Or something... Hahaha i dunno I've only named one cat before (*cough cough* it got ran over by a motorcycle unfortunately but i killed the guy driving it) and I might have named it after a guitar or something
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

wow that is so heroic murdering your cat murderers wow you are just like me wo w moeve in with me

how about we do j whiskers lens though im digging it its v original god bless us

18 hours ago- Sunday October 19, 2014 at 10:55pm · Like · View Post
paulmccartneysfacebookk are we gonna boho or boohoo bc i am up for either
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

lets do both at the same time tbh

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18 hours ago- Sunday October 19, 2014 at 10:54pm · Like · View Post

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