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Welcome to my facebook.... I'm John Lennon, of the Beatles. I'm back from the dead after an alien named Yoko Ono kidnapped me and screamed like a dying dolphin in my ears for eternity, but I have escaped. Don't make fun of my nose or I'll kick you over to Ringo or Pete Townshend, and please throw cats and flowers at me in honor of my existence.

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Name:
John Lennon
Relationship Status:
BOHO
Birthday:
October 9th, 1940
Current City:
London, UK
Hometown:
Liverpool, UK
Political Views:
Paul McCartney
Religious Views:
Satanism
Website:
http://j-lenns.tumblr.com/

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so, paulie has been gone for a whole WEEK….

at first when he disappeared I was like yay! okay! johnny is free! I am a liberated man!

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so I was like u know what!! I am going on a john lennon only vacation!! and then I was like wait?? where should I go?? oh wait, duh, America bc hot chicks like me there

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 real picture of chicks lining up for me in ‘murica. date: during the saddest days of my life (((bc my fellow BOHO was gone)))

but then I saw this man and I was like listen, ladies, youre hot and all, but this guy MIGHT KNOW WHERE PAUL IS!! so I have priorities cya later

so I hopped away from them and went to this man

imageand he didn’t even know where paul was!!! he just wanted some travel directions!! so I gave them to him rly grumpily and I began to get worried and sad bc…

WHAT IF THE ALIEN THAT KIDNAPPED ME KIDNAPPED PAUL?? OH NO!!!

and I started getting all these scary images in my mind of that alien kidnapping paul like

imagelook at her scary headgear!!!!!!!!!

 and then I was just so SAD nad SOLEMN and I walked around everywhere with this expression of pain

imagedo u see it?? do u see the pain in my eyes??

 but all in all I was like NO WORRIES JOHNNY!! ITS JUST A SIGN FROM PAUL THAT U NEED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS!!

so I tried

imageme and this guy became rly close idk who he is like keith Richards or something?? George Harrison??

 imagewe hung out sometimes but he just didn’t dress as well as paul :(((( so I was like ill make more friends!!

so I met lots and lots of people

like:

 imagei’m thumbs-upping to hide my pain

and

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im smiling to try and appear happy but im dying inside bc WHERE IS PAUL

 and then I was like you know what this isn’t working I need to get a new wardrobe!!! shopping solves all issues right?? so I went to this store and was looking ultra hot and modelicious when

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damn I looked hot as ever!!! but not just that!!! It was also a sign!! I was superman!!!

so then I straightened myself up a bit

imageand now im ready to save paul from the evil alien who has him!!!!!!!!!! lets go team lennon!!!!!!!!

pls help me in my mission to bring back paulmccartneysfacebook !!!!#bringbackpaulmccartneysfacebook2k14 #stopthealiens2k14

I miss u paul!!!!!!

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2 days ago- Saturday September 27, 2014 at 10:05pm · Like · View Post
DONT FALL LITTLE ONE JOHNNYS GOT U

DONT FALL LITTLE ONE JOHNNYS GOT U

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2 days ago- Saturday September 27, 2014 at 9:36pm · Like · View Post
punh me in the face this is so cute maybe even cuter than paul shhh don’t tell him

punh me in the face this is so cute maybe even cuter than paul shhh don’t tell him

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2 days ago- Saturday September 27, 2014 at 9:36pm · Like · View Post
WhY

WhY

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2 days ago- Saturday September 27, 2014 at 9:35pm · Like · View Post
george-harrisons-right-eyebrow Okay dear I'll try :3
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

mother…….. just killed a man……… put a gun against his head……… pulled the trigger now he’s dead…… sry

2 days ago- Saturday September 27, 2014 at 9:35pm · Like · View Post
nikingaming woW OKAY YES CATS
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

IM SO GLAD U UNDERSTAND

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4 days ago- Thursday September 25, 2014 at 10:40pm · Like · View Post
LOOK
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DONT EVEN NO MY GOD DONT TOUCH ME IM EMOTIONALYL UNSTABLE WOW CAN I MODEL WITH THEM AND SURROUND MYSELF WITH THEM FOREVER

LOOK

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DONT EVEN NO MY GOD DONT TOUCH ME IM EMOTIONALYL UNSTABLE WOW CAN I MODEL WITH THEM AND SURROUND MYSELF WITH THEM FOREVER

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4 days ago- Thursday September 25, 2014 at 10:02pm · Like · View Post
george-harrisons-right-eyebrow Im your mum johnny dear im not supposed to get your art
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

yes but MUUUUM can you please make an effort to get it? its really inspirational when you look into and immerse yourself in the goo goo g’joobs

4 days ago- Thursday September 25, 2014 at 10:02pm · Like · View Post
ringostarrsfacebook john how r u doing? how is paul? is the production of ur new album doing good?
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

ringostarrsfacebook:

johnlennonsfacebook:

nose!!! hi nose!!! I am good!!! but v sad because paul has been gone and I don’t know where :( I listento his fucking campaign and come home and he runs off on me! and yes, do ya chain hang low extended edition is fab but…….. do you want to collab on an album

aw john im so sorry abt paul! i bet its just a phase he’ll b back soon

nd sure id love to do a collab

://// I hope nose I hope

but YESSS okay so I was thinking something like working class criminal and hmmm hbu??

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via ringostarrsfacebook 4 days ago- Thursday September 25, 2014 at 7:33pm · Like · View Post
ringostarrsfacebook john george hasnt been on in a while AGAIN smh
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

ringostarrsfacebook:

johnlennonsfacebook:

nor has paul :(((( I am a sad johnny boy

im so sorry john :(((

I don’t know what to do :-///// so I come to you in my times of desperation basically

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