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Welcome to my facebook.... I'm John Lennon, of the Beatles. I'm back from the dead after an alien named Yoko Ono kidnapped me and screamed like a dying dolphin in my ears for eternity, but I have escaped. Don't make fun of my nose or I'll kick you over to Ringo or Pete Townshend, and please throw cats and flowers at me in honor of my existence.

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Name:
John Lennon
Relationship Status:
BOHO
Birthday:
October 9th, 1940
Current City:
London, UK
Hometown:
Liverpool, UK
Political Views:
Paul McCartney
Religious Views:
Satanism
Website:
http://j-lenns.tumblr.com/

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george-harrisons-right-eyebrow Okay im cool with that cats are the best
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

but where do we go?? how do we threaten people into giving us cats?? I need a tutorial

11 hours ago- Saturday August 30, 2014 at 9:05am · Like · View Post
george-harrisons-right-eyebrow Yeah that name is much better itll strike fear into the hearts of enemies
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

yes ok ok ok our first task should be to steal cats i just rly like them ok

20 hours ago- Saturday August 30, 2014 at 12:15am · Like · View Post
ringostarrsfacebook i like george sh dont tell anybody
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

omg r u going to try and boho him

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20 hours ago- Saturday August 30, 2014 at 12:14am · Like · View Post
ringostarrsfacebook john can u keep secret
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

listen do u want to know a secret do u promise not to tell yah i promise i can

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20 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 11:48pm · Like · View Post
george-harrisons-right-eyebrow Uhhh... the really scary mafia? Idk what do you think
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

how aout the really sUPER scary mafia

20 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 11:48pm · Like · View Post
ringostarrsfacebook smh john you suffocated me
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

nah u were blushing

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20 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 11:37pm · Like · View Post
george-harrisons-right-eyebrow Yeah sure I guess
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

ok ok ok so mafia name ideas???

20 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 11:37pm · Like · View Post
ringostarrsfacebook do u want chocolates here u go *gives chocolates*
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

RINGO BABY *hugs and squeezes till u cant breathe* why r u so red

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20 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 11:32pm · Like · View Post
paulmccartneysfacebookk where is revolution 1, revolution 2, revolution 3, revolution 4, revolution 5, revolution 6, revolution 7, and revolution 8
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

i dedicated the first one to the economys rapidly changing state and the rest to me

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20 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 11:32pm · Like · View Post
george-harrisons-right-eyebrow John did I make you angry sorry *holds up a bouquet of flowers but doesnt make eye contact cause im a dumb wimp*
johnlennonsfacebook responded:

*hug hug* *kiss kiss* want to start a mafia with me

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20 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 11:31pm · Like · View Post

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